I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
Nicely done. I went the handwriting analysis route.
"I must have books everywhere. They are the soul of a room - they reveal the taste, the interests and the secrets of whoever lives there." Diane von Furstenberg (via allyhastopeeagain)
(Source: bibliophilefiles, via allyspacey)
Imagine your girlfriend taking photographs of you, not selfies, not “outfit of the day”, no Instagram bullshit. Actual photos. When you wake up, when you look at her, when you’re making love, when you’re cooking, when you’re taking a shower. Imagine if your girlfriend did that. This is a person who loves creating a visual documentation of the person she loves. You would cry at every picture she took because you know it’ll be purer than any other visual representation of yourself." (via bodv)
(Source: enlightened-eloquently, via adellybecky)